It's a little stale but since when have these two been fresh?

I love magazines. They are glossy, they smell good, they can teach me the many uses of baking soda in my beauty routine, AND I can use the pictures as research! Ah, the joys of being a costume designer! Since becoming a graduate student I don't buy magazines nearly as much as I did as an undergrad. Fortunately (sort of) People magazine has a site that is updated frequently, thus allowing me to be updated on the stupid world of "celebrity." Unfortunately that word, "celebrity," includes people who are famous for....why are these two famous again?



Sure, she was "friends" with Hills "star" Lauren Conrad, and he (and his creepy flesh colored beard) was the nemesis of said "star" Lauren Conrad. How much of that stupid show is actually real? Any of it? Does anyone care? Anyhow... Apparently the two recently pre-honeymooned in Mexico (despite the health warnings against it) and now, according to the headline on People.com, they are "Praying For Their Health." GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! That has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Although they are probably fine, I almost hope that they do get a mild case of swine flu just so they can have some sense knocked into them. It probably won't happen and they probably wouldn't learn anyway.

I just contributed to their "celebrity," didn't I?